#Man steals Las Vegas sex shop out of 3-foot-tall, 50-pound dildo

“#Man steals Las Vegas sex shop out of 3-foot-tall, 50-pound dildo”
July 22, 2020 | 8:23am | Updated July 22, 2020 | 8:29am
Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas
Deja Vu Love Boutique Las Vegas
A hardened crook pulled off a cockamamie crime – by swiping a giant dildo from a Las Vegas sex shop, according to TMZ.
The masked man was captured on video as he strode into the Déjà Vu Love Boutique in Sin City on July 14 and grabbed the massive 3-foot-tall, 50-pound member standing on the sales floor, the outlet reported.
He got it up over his right shoulder and nonchalantly left the premises, crammed the dildo into his vehicle and drive off.
He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” Laura, a store worker who declined to provide her last name, told HuffPost.
Laura said the formidable phallus — named The Moby, presumably in homage to Herman Melville’s classic “Moby Dick” — retails for a whopping $1,250.
But it’s a steal on Amazon, where it’s listed at $586 as “the world’s largest retail dildo.”
“There may even be a soul out there brave or talented enough to use Moby as a traditional dildo. With this tremendous and truly unique cock, anything is possible! You are limited only by your kinky imagination,” the listing says.
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