#Eric Adams celebrates victory in style

Hizzoner & his hangout

Election night, Eric Adams quick fled his Marriott winner party, where beer was $11, and fast loped to club Zero Bond where he’s a regular and is en route to becoming City Hall Lite. First hug? Ja Rule. It’s hissed Ja might maybe end in City Hall’s “Office of Nightlife.”

New York Mag’s Shawn McCreesh, who wormed his way into the drinkathon, reports:

Hizz(new)oner grabbed cheers, flashbulbs, Sinatra songs, then embraced Jonathan Cheban, then started to sing, then a quickie speech telling big spender attendees — who’ll be knocking on his door tomorrow — to enrich his program for youngsters in NYCHA. The applause? A trickle.

At the Empire Steak House, cryptogloom for Curtis Sliwa, the guest list was dudes in red berets — one with a feather in it — and the heavy-duty name: Andrew Giuliani.

Lots of work left in Petito case

FOX Nation’s A-1 crime reporter Nancy Grace on the Gabby Petito/Brian Laundrie latest: “Laundrie’s bones had dispersed. Very few could be collected. No complete skull was left. To determine cause of death, authorities have sent Laundrie’s remains to forensic anthropologists. They can only be judged by dental records since DNA can be extracted from teeth roots. Specialists believe that through a combination of the father and mother they can get a full-on DNA match.

“I actually visited the site in that swamp. Its area now stays cut off from the public. The FBI, handling it, stays close-lipped but I learned a lot. Swampland makes it difficult because fragments that remain have had water float through. Sediment has since accumulated on top of the bones. They appeared as if they’d been buried. Swampy land disbursed what was left of them and what could be found. Specialists are trying to put back together 206 buried bones. From what exists, the first need is to try and determine what happened to him and how and why.” What about his parents? “The parents, as to whether they may or may not have aided his escape, could be charged but the situation itself, plus the outcome, is all unbearably horrible and painful. As a result, the jury will feel so anguished for them that authorities will lose the charge. Never get a conviction.”

Ready to rat?

And while we’re on this type subject, here’s the 411 on Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s creature. In jail now, her trial comes up momentarily. Unless she actually rats out the gents who played potsy with underage girls, unless she actually names names, she won’t be able to keep her hairdresser appointments for a long, long while.

Seen in NYC

CNN’s Don Lemon at Empire Diner in Chelsea. Sipping a soda in company of his poodle. He kept barking. The dog, not Don. Don yelled “Sit!” The dog, who obviously only harks to FOX News, didn’t . . . Carole King, Meryl Streep, Meryl’s daughter, Grace Gummer, and husband, Mark Ronson, walked the West Village. Where they were going, I don’t know . . . DE-BLAH-SIO may officially announce his limp for governor before Thanksgiving. Give this turkey the bird. Let him squawk, cry fowl, wing it, we already know what he’s stuffed with.

Odds & ends

At Bocca di Bacco — 20th & Ninth — GOPniks talked about reducing government, less entitlements, law enforcement, no increased taxes. Anointing deity Youngkin, they burbled this new flavor could bring an election like ’72 when they carried 49 states including New York . . . Bianca Marroquín — now Velma Kelly in “Chicago” — works the Green Room Wednesday . . . PALM Beach’s old guard giving newbies no palm but a back of their hand to New Yorkers and non-Aryans crowding their turf. NOT being welcomed. Just reporting what I know.

PRICES are so high in restaurants these days, beggars can’t be boozers.

Not only in New York, kids, not only in New York.