#Vandals draw giant penis on ‘trans Satanist anarchist’ sheriff nominee’s car

The self-titled “transsexual Satanist anarchist” running to be a New Hampshire sheriff claims her car got vandalized after she won the GOP nomination — with the slur “f-g” and a drawing of a giant penis.

“You guys, I finally got around to having my car painted. What do you think? Pretty slick, right?” Aria DiMezzo sarcastically wrote on Facebook alongside a picture of her destroyed Mitsubishi convertible.

“I’m reviewing security footage now. They’re 100% on video doing this,” she added of the vandals. “How dumb do you have to be to vandalize property at a house with not one but two security cams pointed at you?”

DiMezzo also shared the photo on Twitter, writing, “I have security cameras, idiots.”

However, given that DiMezzo’s sheriff’s campaign slogan is “F–k the Police,” she’s likely not expecting too much law enforcement help tracking down the attackers.

DiMezzo — who works in a pizza restaurant — won the GOP nomination in the Cheshire County sheriff’s race earlier this month despite her anti-cop rhetoric.

“So you’re mad. I get it,” DiMezzo blogged Friday about all the hate mail she’s been receiving since news got out of her nomination. But “I was always upfront about who I am,” she added.

She insisted she “will be campaigning to win in November” against current sheriff Eli Rivera.