Those with dumb money can splurge on the Deluxe Batman who, for a mere $75 more, comes with “the wingsuit, sticky bomb gun with insertable bullet, LED light-up staircase and building décor as diorama accessories, and also includes a character backdrop.”

This is clearly the perfect chance to recreate the Wile E. Coyote attempt at Batman in Chuck Avery’s 1956 Looney Tunes classic “Gee Whiz-z-z-z-z-z-z,” in which the predator orders a similar wingsuit but, as always, fails to catch the elusive Roadrunner. That said, the Acme manufacturer probably didn’t have Bruce Wayne’s bank account, so you get what you pay for.

Finally, we arrive at the beloved Bat-Signal. Standing at 23 centimeters and powerable by USB, this pop culture gem is modeled after that of Matt Reeves’ latest “Batman.” But as someone who played out the 1989 “Batman” VHS as a kid, I’ll always hear that sweet, sweet Danny Elfman fanfare kick in whenever I see the summoning device blazing in the night sky.

“The Batman” figures from Hot Toys are currently available for pre-order, and are expected to ship in the second or third quarter of 2023. The movie itself is in theaters now.