#live updates of tonight’s awards

Live from Twitter and press release blasts, it’s the 2022 Golden Globes!

With no livestream or cable broadcast, victory-lapping celebs, cringeworthy host jokes, completely pointless performances, red carpet peacocking or even press, the show is — somehow — still going on for the controversy-ridden Globes.

Despite a scandal regarding its lack of diversity, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went forth with announcing winners for the best in TV and film on Sunday, eschewing the normal chaos for a toned-down live announcement — mainly since no network would air the spectacle.

That means the very small number of people who typically watch — last year’s ratings were abysmal — will be forced to simply imagine Ricky Gervais’ smack talk and A-list cleavage while spending yet another pandemic night in.

It was down to the wire to plan for the evening, too, with the HFPA announcing just Thursday that the event would be a “private” affair from the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif., the usual venue seen in the past where drunk celebs converge to pat themselves on the back for their achievements in too-long acceptance speeches.

So queue up your own awards-show playoff music and read all the winners for the night in one go, which The Post will update in real-time. Now, you don’t even have to log onto Twitter.

Be sure to check out The Post’s other Golden Globes 2022 coverage: