#Gingerbread Monolith Mysteriously Appears in San Francisco on Christmas Day

“#Gingerbread Monolith Mysteriously Appears in San Francisco on Christmas Day”
Ok who did the gingerbread monolith? pic.twitter.com/P2RQNT7SGI
— Anand Sharma (@aprilzero) December 25, 2020
Instead of smooth sides like the monoliths found in Romania and Utah, the one in San Francisco is made from all gingerbread and appears to be completely edible. Parks Department General Manager Phil Ginsburg responded by stating, “Wow. Even makes a Jewish parks director smile.” Ginsburg adds, “Looks like a great spot to get baked… We will leave it up until the cookie crumbles. We all deserve a little bit of magic right now.” San Francisco residents have been pretty entertained by the new monolith, and, as of this writing, it is still up. Some have taken the area and called it “cookie monolith.”
One resident said, “At first I was distracted by the double rainbow and walked by it to get a better photo… Then I smelled something and realized what it was.” Alexis Gallagher says, “Saw it from a distance approaching the park, which I visit often.” She went on to say, “wasn’t sure what it was… I had a closer look and it looks like there’s a plywood skeleton underneath, but I try not to dwell on such mundane realities.” Whoever placed the gingerbread monolith did so for some holiday fun and residents are clearly enjoying it. Perhaps it was Aliens from another planet that love Christmas cookies.
The gingerbread monolith is a far different discovery from the rest that have been found in 2020. The Utah monolith was found over a month ago and it made headlines all over the world as people tried to figure out who, or what, placed it there. Many assumed that it mysteriously disappeared 4 days later, but the mystery was solved when video footage emerged of environmentalists taking it down to keep people from trying to leave more waste out in the desert. Another monolith soon popped up in Romania, then another in Atascadero, California, and another in New Zealand.
As for whether or not the other monoliths found around the globe are connected, that is unclear. However, the gingerbread monolith is more than likely in its own category due to its ingredients. For people hoping to go get a look at the newest 2020 mystery, you should hurry. It often rains in San Francisco and that could very well destroy the gingerbread structure. Plus, animals, or even people, will more than likely start nibbling on it soon. The gingerbread monolith was first reported by SFGATE. You can check out some images of the holiday monolith above and below.
There was also a rainbow 🌈 pic.twitter.com/i7GHHGGhQM
— Anand Sharma (@aprilzero) December 25, 2020
the gingerbread monolith is real. so real that i even watched someone lick it, and then i proceeded to say a prayer for them. on that note, merry monolith! pic.twitter.com/ceyGDbKPVB
— Josh Ackerman (@joshuaackerman) December 25, 2020
we found the cookie monolith pic.twitter.com/qJfJnKBIxa
— Kyle Warren (@malectro) December 25, 2020
In the perfect act of SF 2020 defiance, there is an expertly-iced gingerbread monolith atop Corona Heights. Miracle? pic.twitter.com/Ik7LKf82MM
— Jeffrey Tumlin (@jeffreytumlin) December 25, 2020
— Raemond (@RaemondBW) December 25, 2020
A mysterious gingerbread monolith appeared at corona heights park. Apparently the aliens are feeling festive. pic.twitter.com/2WsJzsQmDr
— Raemond (@RaemondBW) December 25, 2020
Gingerbread monolith atop Corona Heights in San Francisco this morning. And it was briefly framed by a rainbow to boot 🌈 ✨
Merry Christmas to all!!! ❤️🎄💚 pic.twitter.com/9xZHxqo7hh
— Lydia Laurenson ❤️ 💫 (@lydialaurenson) December 25, 2020
UPDATE: I asked @RecParkSF General Manager Phil Ginsburg if his staff would take down the gingerbread monolith at Corona Heights Park.
Ginsburg’s answer:
“We will leave it up until the cookie crumbles.”https://t.co/RrJ7VAilWx
— Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez (@FitzTheReporter) December 25, 2020
Merry Christmas from San Francisco where a gingerbread monolith appeared overnight at Corona Heights Park. pic.twitter.com/XtQCHrNtuI
— Karl Mondon (@karlmondon) December 25, 2020
And, lo, there came a gingerbread monolith to the people, and it was, as the prophesy foretold, a harbinger of deliciousness, for dinner was good. https://t.co/6udUWk9WGD
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) December 25, 2020
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