#Man breaks into home and poops in dishwasher

Cops in Ontario, Canada are investigating the bizarre case of a man who broke into a house and pooped in the dishwasher.

The unnamed trespasser entered the home through a sliding glass door between 1 and 8:15 a.m. Sunday while residents were asleep, according to a report filed Monday by the Guelph Police Service.

The poopy perp didn’t actually steal anything — but instead “defecated on the open dishwasher door before leaving the residence,” the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reports.

Anyone with information on the turd burglar is urged to contact Constable John Hunt at 519-824-1212 ext. 7359 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477, per the release.

The Guelph Police also reminded “the public to properly secure your residence by always locking all your doors and windows.”

There’s been an uptick in public pooping incidents in recent years, which doctors attribute to a bizarre disorder where the culprit experiences sexual gratification from defecating in broad daylight.