Alright, now we’re getting into truly sexy “Star Trek” territory. “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gave the crew of the Enterprise under Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) plenty of chances to bone down with each another, aliens, and even a ghost. Unfortunately there really isn’t much LGBTQ+ representation, and the one chance the series had to really explore a character’s potential bisexuality was frustratingly not taken, but otherwise there’s plenty of wild interstellar interspecies action. “The Next Generation” taught us about the intricacies of Klingon mating rituals when Q tried to give Worf a female mate, advocated for polyandry in certain situations in “Up the Long Ladder,” and introduced us to the character of Lwaxana Troi (Majel Barrett, who played the original Nurse Chapel in “The Original Series”), who might be the horniest character in all of “Star Trek.” Seriously, this woman is thirsty, and has no qualms stroking a Ferengi’s lobes or hitting on Odo (Rene Auberjonois) on “Deep Space Nine” until he wants to stay a puddle forever. Instead of punishing her or chastising her for her sexuality, however, “Star Trek” made her into everyone’s favorite horny space aunt and let her be herself. (The fact that she was married to Gene Roddenberry, who cast her as the demure Nurse Chapel, honestly makes her onscreen flirtations that much funnier.) 

One of the series’ wildest sexy moments happened in season 7 with the infamous episode “Sub Rosa.” In that episode, Gates McFadden’s Dr. Beverly Crusher attends the funeral of her grandmother only to discover that the women in her family have been haunted by a hot ghost for generations. It turns out that there’s a special candle that can wake the ghost, and Crusher lights it. She and the ghost then get it on, and it turns out that he’s some kind of alien ghost who uses the candle as an energy source to survive on. Their romantic entanglement is a funhouse mirror to the scene in “Ghostbusters” where Dan Aykroyd similarly tangles with the erotic undead, though it’s not played for laughs.

Sexiest moment: In season 1, episode 3, “The Naked Now,” there’s an infection that lowers the crew’s inhibitions and is spread by physical contact. The episode was an expansion of the events from an Original Series episode called “The Naked Time,” though “The Next Generation” got decidedly more naked in its episode. Under the effects of the infection, Tasha Yar (Denise Crosby) starts looking for someone to have sex with on the ship, though she eventually sets her sights on Data (Brent Spiner), the ship’s android crew member. She asks him how “functional” he is sexually and he replies that not only is he “fully functional” but he’s programmed with a variety of pleasurable techniques. The two do the horizontal tango, inspiring android fetishes everywhere. Data’s sexuality would be further explored in the movie “Star Trek: First Contact,” where he has a complicated affair with the Borg Queen (Alice Krige). Is it weird? Yes. Is it hot? Undoubtedly.