#Angels vs. Rangers prediction: Dylan Bundy will stifle Rangers

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Looking for a bargain in the basement. The low-flying Angels visit the rancid Rangers. Dylan “King Kong” Bundy (4-2, ERA 2.49) has been a solid starter for the underachieving Halos. Held the Houston Asterisks to two runs over seven innings in his latest and has allowed only three runs over his last 12 ¹/₃ innings. Kyle Gibson (1-4, ERA 5.91) starts for Texas, arguably the worst team in the American League. Numbers don’t lie on Gibson. He’s surrendered 14 runs over his last 16 innings, is 0-4 at home and 0-2 lifetime against the Angels. Taking the Halos for 20 units.

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“The fans deserve better.” Settle down, Brian Cashman, we won 19-0 on Wednesday. Brewers trounced the Tigers. Milwaukee hit five home runs, Luis Arias had five RBIs and Corbin Burnes pitched a one-hitter for seven innings, striking out 11. Lopsided victory returns us to -473 molitors.